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Okay so I have not been on in some time, thats because I have not had a computer to work on. For all my readers who have asked me where I have been I have this to say " Life sucks!"  Let me tell you why my faince of almost 4 years split up I dont want to go in to details but ita was just stupid bull shit. but enough of that shit on to my random thoughts.
Here is a llst of skills  think every one should know when your meeting some one new or just to get info out of some one you meet. My list is ten simple things.

1.Be a patient listener.
2.Never look bored.
3.Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.
4.Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.
5.Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.
6.Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.
7.Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances ... Read more »
Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 242 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-11-11 | Comments (0)

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  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble yo ... Read more »
Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 251 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-09-18 | Comments (0)

1. You don’t actually need a car

(I know I just complained about not having a car, but I’m actually tied to my desk right now, so just look at my car reference before as a metaphor for ‘the freedom to not be at my damn desk’.) Wanna go on a road trip but your only vehicle is your ChevroLEGS? All you gotta do is ride share! That’s right, go to or and find a ride to wherever you’re going.  And if you wanna hit up multiple locations on your trip, just set up rideshares to and from all the different spots on your itinerary.  Then your only costs are sharing gas costs with the other riders.

2. Cheap rental cars

If you don’t have wheels but aren’t too keen on riding with random strangers, you can always rent a car. Start by compa ... Read more »

Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 430 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-09-16 | Comments (0)

Okay I am wanting to build a rat rod or buy one I found a really cool 1953 Packard 2 Door Hardtop Mayfair that has been made in to a rat rod. I wish I could do it to a old car like a 1954 chevy belair I would do a flat black paint and then chop the top down and lower it and keep it looking mean as hell.

Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 220 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-09-10 | Comments (0)

Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 279 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-08-17 | Comments (0)

I bet you can't guess what this is? I will give you a hint.... Okay here is hint one. 

-It is a oil extracted from a plant.

nothing yet? Okay here's hint two.

-you use a butane extraction to make.

Still dont know what it is? Okay well here's your last hint.

- You smoke it.

Okay for the people who dont smoke weed it is Hash oil 

("Hash oil is a resinous matrix of cannabinoids produced by a solvent extraction of cannabis. Hash oil is a concentrated product with a high THC content, which generally varies between 40% and 90%. Related honey oil is a specific type of hash oil made from the more pot ... Read more »
Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 245 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-08-14 | Comments (0)

Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 181 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-08-09 | Comments (0)

Blah I want to take my ultra light backpaking equipment and just take like a few hundred dollar and just head out of the country and just walk though some random country's down in South America.
I have been looking at it online and there have been a few people who have done it with out a penny to there name. There have been ever more people who have done it wih only about 500 USD the people who have done it with no money ended up backpacking for over four months and that's just how I want to do it.  I may end up living off rice and beens the whole time but hell I eat rice every day. 
I think the hardest part will be the mental part of it.
I would also have a hard time with the whole aspect of not having my modern lifestyle and live simple.  I think the only really modern things I would take is maybe a cell phone with GPS and a GoPro and a few 32gig sd card ... Read more »
Category: Max Jacobs | Views: 163 | Added by: max | Date: 2012-07-16 | Comments (0)

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